And You Will Be My Squishy

Hey, you look like you want to be my new friend.  Oh… what’s that?… You do!  HECK YEAH

And in case you're wondering, yes. Yes I did steal this from fuckyoupenguin. Well fuck you too.

 

HOLY SHIT THERE’S A VIDEO OF THESE FUCKERS

 

Happy Easter

Vail Film Fest

Headed off to to the Vail Film Fest to see if anything interesting might happen.  I’m betting that the most interesting thing I encounter will be  free fruit snacks.  Maybe some boxed wine…

Like a Fat Kid Misses Cake…

I’ve discovered the probable cause for my recent “plumping,”–the fact that I had to do a double take when I saw this delectable looking cake:

 

Almost as enticing as the Beer-flavored Doritos, I’d eat that.  I would.

Valid Suggestions

I think this man has good ideas.

 

Hmm.

The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice.  It looked good-natured, she though: still it had VERY long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt that it ought to be treated with respect.

“Cheshire Puss,” she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider.  ”come, it’s pleased so far,” though Alice, and she went on.  ”Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”

“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.

Pooter

You should look like this when you grow up.